{"product_id":"a-recipe-for-disaster-tea-towel","title":"A Recipe For Disaster Tea Towel","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA crisp cotton\/linen blend tea towel, screen-printed with the Avalon Home phrases you know and love — now ready to hang from your oven door and your emotional baggage. Finished with a forest green scalloped border, a hanging loop, and a knowing nod to the life of the highly strung host.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis exclusive Avalon Home design is made in the UK and matches our bestselling embroidered napkins. Because your tea towels should be as opinionated as you are.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eChoose from:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eExcuse You\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlease Leave by Nine\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA Recipe for Disaster\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEat Dessert First\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDrink Responsibly, Don’t Spill It\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHave You Eaten?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Avalon Home UK","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":63706200211786,"sku":"AH-ARFD-TT","price":19.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0039\/0728\/9206\/files\/2-Avalon-June2025-417.jpg?v=1790507176","url":"https:\/\/www.brixbailey.com\/en-eu\/products\/a-recipe-for-disaster-tea-towel","provider":"Brix + Bailey","version":"1.0","type":"link"}