Heavy Weight Hoodie with Portrait of a Cross Eyed Man

Wearable Absurdity at Its Most Marvellous

Imagine donning a hoodie so wonderfully odd, so delightfully offbeat, it could start conversations with perfect strangers and estranged aunts alike. Featuring a magnificently baffled gentleman clad in florals, this gloriously thick hoodie is for those who like their style with a side of curious charm.

Why Choose Our Heavy Weight Hoodie?

• Beautifully Crafted Design: A portrait that feels both historic and bewildering, all set against a mellow blue that flatters even the most questionable of moods.
• Fabulously Made for Comfort: Spun from 100% French Terry organic cotton and weighing a rather good 400 G/m², making it ideal for chilly days or existential pondering.
• Eco-Minded Construction: Sustainably created with certified organic fabrics, because looking splendid shouldn’t cost the planet its dignity.

Product Details:

• Material: Luxuriously heavy organic cotton with a soft carded finish and dry touch, as refined as your inner chaos.
• Design Touches:
  • Matching double-layered hood for added warmth and intrigue
  • Single needle topstitching about the neckline and hood offers an unexpectedly tidy touch
  • Classic kangaroo pocket, ideal for hands, snacks or both
  • Twin needle stitch finish throughout that keeps things looking intentionally put together
• Made Thoughtfully: Designed across continents like a fine wine blend, only more wearable and much less prone to spillage.

Slip into something fabulously peculiar: Nab yours now and become the proud owner of a truly unforgettable hoodie. You’ll thank yourself come your next awkward gathering.