After Third Prosecco Apron

Cooking Just Got Fabulously Artistic

If your culinary adventures tend to escalate somewhere between your second and third glass of prosecco, you'll find yourself delightfully at home in the After Third Prosecco Apron. Inspired by the delightfully peculiar world of pinups and a splash of highbrow art-school irreverence, it’s equally suited to flambé as it is to flan. A marvellous blend of kitsch, camp, and curiosity, it somehow makes spilling flour look like high fashion.

Why Choose Our Apron?

• Fabulously Made: Each apron is handmade in Estonia with the sort of care you'd expect from someone who’s definitely better at ironing than you are.
• Utterly Fetching Design: The eye-catching artwork adds a dose of delightful drama to your cooking, making your kitchen feel more like a gallery with snacks.
• Comfortably Practical: With an adjustable neck strap and generous coverage (79 cm in length and 69 cm across), you can sauté in splendid comfort, no wardrobe malfunctions involved.

Product Details:

• Material: 100% polyester for durability, ease, and occasional wine resistance.
• Care Instructions: Toss it into a 40 degree wash and it comes out looking less like a Jackson Pollock accident.

Perfect for anyone who feels their artistic peak happens somewhere between the hors d'oeuvres and the dessert wine. Add a touch of glorious absurdity to your apron collection before it's gone with the next bottle.