Pervert in the Kitchen Apron

Delightfully Bold Apron for Kitchen Romantics

If your culinary conquests lean more flambé than formal, this marvellously cheeky apron may be just your cup of tea. Designed for mischief-makers and food enthusiasts alike, the Pervert in the Kitchen Apron winks at convention while protecting you from splashes of sauce and scandal.

Why Choose Our Apron?

Fabulously Made Fabric: Woven from high-quality 100 percent polyester, it's robust enough to survive a soufflé collapse or your third attempt at caramelising onions.

Utterly Fetching Print: The one-sided design flirts between kitsch and camp, proving cooks are far more than just seasoning savants. It's a conversation starter, if not a full-blown kitchen flirtation.

Rather Good Fit: Adjustable neck strap and detachable black twill ties mean it flatters all figures, whether you're whisking or simply watching your risotto simmer while sipping something chilled.

Effortlessly Easy Care: Toss it in your washing machine at 40 degrees on a gentle cycle. It won’t moan. At least publicly.

Beautifully Crafted: Handmade in Estonia, which not only sounds terribly impressive at dinner parties but also means you’re donning a little sartorial artistry while sautéing.

Product Details:

Material: 100 percent polyester

Size: 79 cm long, 69 cm wide

Care: Machine wash at 40 degrees on gentle cycle

Fit: Unisex with adjustable neck and detachable straps

Origin: Handmade in Estonia

Go on then: Add this gloriously offbeat apron to your kitchen attire now, before someone snatches up all the fun and flamboyant ones.