




Bitches and Poodles Art Apron
A Bold Apron with a Brilliant Sense of Humour
Whether you're cooking up a culinary masterpiece or just trying very hard not to burn toast again, this delightfully cheeky apron adds a touch of sass and satire to your style. The name alone? Positively scandalous in the most marvellous way. It’s not just an apron, it’s a properly fetching statement on confidence, creativity, and why poodles might be far more feminist than you thought.
Why Choose Our Bitches and Poodles Art Apron?
- Witty and Empowering: Combines fearless humour with a fabulously messaging moment on individuality and female strength.
- Beautifully Crafted: Expertly handmade with loving care and slightly obsessive attention to detail. Really, it's almost too nice for crumbs.
- Comfortably Adjustable: At 79 cm long with adaptable neck ties, it suits all sorts of shapes and sizes—and those in-between lunch and dinner too.
- Durably Delightful: Made entirely of 100 percent polyester, meaning it handles messes and washes like a dream (or a well-behaved poodle).
Product Details:
- Material: 100 percent polyester
- Size: 79 cm in length with adjustable neck strap
- Care: Machine wash at 40 degrees with no fuss whatsoever
Perfect for kitchens, studios, and anywhere mischief and creativity meet. Make your next splash of style a fabulously bold one with this properly showstopping apron. Order now to delight your wardrobe and your dinner guests alike.
We partner with independent brands and boutiques from around the world — so your order may ship directly from the maker.
Estimated Delivery Times:
USA: 5–7 business days
UK & Europe: 5–7 business days
Rest of World: 7–10 business days
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