Please Leave By 9 Needlepoint Pillow
Say what everyone's thinking – politely, of course.
The "Please Leave By 9" needlepoint pillow is the ultimate funny slogan cushion for your sofa. Equal parts humour and style, this statement piece is designed for those who love their home... and their bedtime. A bold rectangular lumbar cushion that earns its place on any sofa or bed.
"My best wellness product for self-care"
– Gwyneth Paltrow (yes, really)
Handcrafted using traditional needlepoint stitching, this funny cushion features a rich navy velvet backing and is fully reversible – bringing both comfort and personality to your space.
Perfect as a funny home decor piece or a unique housewarming gift, this slogan pillow guarantees laughs (and maybe earlier exits).
Perfect for:
Funny home decor lovers, introverts & early sleepers, unique housewarming gifts, statement cushions for sofas & beds.
We partner with independent brands and boutiques from around the world — so your order may ship directly from the maker.
Estimated Delivery Times:
USA: 5–7 business days
UK & Europe: 5–7 business days
Rest of World: 7–10 business days
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Some items may arrive in separate parcels depending on where they're coming from — but don't worry, you'll only pay one shipping fee at checkout.
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Changed your mind? No problem.
✔️ Return within 14 days of delivery
✔️ Item must be unused & in original packaging
✔️ Refunds go back to your original payment method
✔️ Some items (beauty, vintage, made-to-order) are final sale
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About the maker
Kuishi
Kuishi creates beautifully considered homeware and lifestyle pieces with a quiet confidence that's increasingly rare. Rooted in sustainable craft and honest materials, everything they make earns its place in a well-lived home.
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