Tote Bag with Illustration Its Not Me Its You
A Gloriously Honest Shoulder Companion
If you've ever found yourself walking away from a conversation with a dramatic flair and a tote full of existential groceries, this one's for you. Delightfully dry, wickedly witty, and made for real life with all its splendid messes, this fabulously made cotton tote carries your belongings and your emotional nuance with equal ease.
Why Choose Our Tote Bag with Illustration Its Not Me Its You?
- Durable Cotton: Properly sturdy 200gsm cotton stands up to life’s literal and metaphorical weight, whether that’s a bundle of kale or the burden of being the more reasonable one (again).
- Utterly Fetching Artwork: Subtle line art says what you’re thinking so you don’t have to. It’s not me, it’s—you know who you are.
- Easy on the Shoulder: A comfortably long handle makes hauling things around feel almost poetic. Shoulder-friendly, drama-free.
- Low-Fuss Maintenance: Hand wash it and it politely springs back, like a resilient Brit after a soggy walk home.
Product Details:
- Material: 100 percent cotton
- Fabric Weight: 200gsm
- Size: 38 cm x 42 cm
- Handle Length: 67 cm
- Care: Hand wash recommended
Whether you’re parting ways with plastic bags or just embracing your gloriously complex self, this tote is a rather good way to do it. A proper conversation starter, even if the only conversation is with yourself. Snap yours up before they vanish under someone else's arm at the local café.
We partner with independent brands and boutiques from around the world — so your order may ship directly from the maker.
Estimated Delivery Times:
USA: 5–7 business days
UK & Europe: 5–7 business days
Rest of World: 7–10 business days
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