Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt Its Not Me Its You

Gloriously Soft Sarcasm You Can Wear

A little cheek, a dash of honesty, and a sweatshirt that understands social niceties are optional. This fabulously made unisex crewneck is equal parts cosy and cunning, ideal for those who believe in comfort with a wink.

Why Choose Our Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt?

Sustainably Printed Design: Cleverly designed using water-based inks, so it’s light on the planet and heavy on personality.
Unisex Fit: Crafted for everyone—from baristas with bands to teachers who’ve given up correcting grammar.
Midweight Feel: At 280 grams per metre squared, it’s warm enough for brisk walks yet mercifully avoids duvet territory.
Exclusively Illustrated: Features original artwork that's playfully sharp, like your best retort but much softer.

Product Details:

Material: 80 percent cotton and 20 percent polyester, resulting in a marvellously wearable blend.
Care: Machine wash at 30°C inside out, avoid tumble drying (unless laundry roulette is your thing), and iron inside out to keep things shipshape.
Artist: Designed by a quietly brilliant illustrator from Estonia, though she's too modest to say so herself.

Whether you're braving brunch or retreating to the sofa, this sweatshirt whispers style with just the right amount of side-eye. Order yours today before everyone else starts quoting your wardrobe.