China Plates
MADE IN THE UK · ORIGINAL BRIX + BAILEY ARTWORK · MADE TO ORDER · DELIVERED AS QUICKLY AS OUR LITTLE LEGS CAN CARRY IT
Thanks For Coming. Now Go.
A wheelie bin, three enormous flies and a man in a yellow hood improving things with a spray can. Drawn by hand in the manner of an eighteenth-century toile de Jouy, a tradition that ran to shepherdesses, harvests and people being charming beside rivers, and to markedly fewer bin bags.
The gap is the point.
From across the room it reads as a perfectly respectable decorative plate. Up close it does not. That distance between the two is the entire joke, and it is why this hangs rather better on a wall than a picture of a bin has any real right to.
The line underneath is for hosts who love their guests dearly and would also, at some point before one in the morning, like the house back.
The details.
- Original Brix + Bailey artwork, drawn by hand
- Printed and handmade to order in the UK
- 27.5cm diameter, 4mm thick stonemax
- Wall hanging clip and extending arm supplied
- Decorative wall plate, not intended for food use
- Machine wash below 30°C or hand wash
- Not suitable for use with [CUTLERY / MICROWAVE, confirm]
- Colours shown are a guide, since every screen renders them slightly differently
A small warning.
One plate looks like a design choice. Four of them looks like a position.
There is no warehouse. That is rather the point, and it does have consequences.
Every brand here packs and posts its own orders, in its own boxes, with tracked delivery. The brands you can see are the ones that ship to your country, so your parcel is usually making a fairly short journey: a potter in Bristol posting to Britain, a studio in California posting within America.
Which does mean that an order from three brands arrives as three parcels, posted by three different people, on three different days. Whether that is an inconvenience or a small extended birthday rather depends on your temperament. It also means three lots of postage, shown before you pay, because we would rather mention it here than at the till.
Roughly how long
UK Domestic: 2–5 business days
Coming from further afield: 7–14 days. Usually quicker, but let's not prmise and it will be a lovely surprise!
Estimates, not promises. Each brand sends its own tracking, so you will be kept extremely well
Need help? Just ask.Our small team is here.
Fourteen days from delivery to tell us you have changed your mind, and fourteen more to get it back to us. No reason required, and we will not make you give one.
You are allowed to open it and try it on. Handle it as you would in a shop, and we will not quibble. Handle it as you would a rental car and we may deduct something for the difference.
Return postage is yours to pay, because the brand at the other end is a workshop rather than a warehouse. Some cover it themselves, and if yours does you will not be charged. Whatever you paid us to send it out, we refund either way, and the money goes back the way it came within fourteen days of the parcel reaching the brand.
A few things cannot come back, and only these: anything made or personalised to your order, sealed beauty products once the seal is broken, and anything perishable.
If something arrives damaged, faulty or not as described, none of the above applies. It costs you nothing, and we sort it.
Just email mail@brixbailey.com — we'll guide you through it.
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