Home Sweet F*cking Home Needlepoint Cushion

A Rather Cheeky Cushion That Actually Says What We're All Thinking

Look, we've all had that moment where someone asks about your home and you want to be honest. This splendid needlepoint cushion does exactly that, with a generous helping of humour and zero apologies. It's the sort of thing that makes guests either laugh or question your life choices, possibly both.

Why Choose Our Needlepoint Cushion

Handmade Needlepoint Artistry: Each one is stitched by hand with proper care and attention. You can tell the difference, honestly. It's not mass-produced drudgery.

Beautifully Crafted Pink Velvet Reverse: Flip it over and you've got a glorious plush velvet backing. Rather fetching when you want to keep things civilised on alternate days.

Utterly Reversible: Two looks, one fabulous cushion. We like to think of it as having your cake and eating it too.

Includes Inner Cushion: No faffing about. Your inner hollowfibre cushion is included and ready to go.

Limited Edition Production: Only 100 of these marvellous things exist. It's not scarcity for scarcity's sake, just a genuine limited run that won't be endlessly reproduced.

Product Details

Dimensions: 30 by 50 centimetres, a rather good size for making your point without being absolutely ridiculous about it.

Construction: Hand-stitched needlepoint with pink velvet backing and pre-filled hollowfibre inner cushion.

Perfect For: Your sofa, your favourite chair, or anywhere you'd like to inject some personality and a bit of cheeky attitude.

This is rather the showstopper for housewarming gifts, or for anyone who appreciates honesty served with a side of style. One of a limited collection.