Green Pincushion Protea Faux Flower Stem

Floral Flair Without the Forgetfulness

If your past relationships with plants have ended in accidental neglect and mild horticultural heartbreak, allow us to introduce a gloriously guilt-free solution. This Green Pincushion Protea faux stem delivers all the wild-on-the-savannah charm of its real counterpart, but without the watering schedule or botanical remorse. Simply pop it in a vase, admire sporadically, and await praise for your clearly superb taste.

Why Choose Our Green Pincushion Protea Faux Stem?

• Beautifully believable: So realistic it might cause garden centre staff to do a double take and question their very credentials
• Always ready for its close-up: Looks marvellous every day of the year, regardless of whether it’s spring, autumn, or you simply forgot
• Effortlessly gorgeous: Makes a properly handsome impression on its own or cosied up with other faux florals

Product Details:

• Height: 61 cm - tall enough to turn heads without knocking over your gin
• Color: Lush green with ever-so-subtle shading that says 'I’m real', but without the thirsty neediness
• Material: High-quality plastic so convincing it feels almost rude not to water it

Give your home a gloriously low-maintenance upgrade today - quite the showstopper, with no strings attached