White Orchid in Vintage Stone Planter

Fabulously Lifelike, Delightfully Effort-Free

For those of us who adore the idea of flowers but find the reality slightly more... dramatic, may we offer a solution with gloriously low expectations? This beautifully crafted white orchid sits charmingly in a vintage-style stone planter, exuding all the refinement of an afternoon tea without the effort of actual gardening. It whispers good taste and requires precisely zero emotional labour.

Why Choose Our White Orchid?

• Fabulously Realistic: Handmade details from the curving stems to the demure buds make it uncannily lifelike. (It won’t talk, but you’ll swear it might.)
• Vintage-Style Planter: The aged stone finish adds a scholarly charm, as if you borrowed it from a botanically inclined great-aunt with marvellous taste
• Utterly Maintenance-Free: No watering, no sun-chasing, no awkward end-of-life conversations

Product Details:

• Height: 153 cm – impressively statuesque, yet doesn’t dominate the room
• Dimensions: 40 cm wide x 40 cm deep
• Colour: Crisp white with the faintest green tinge, like a well-bred blush
• Material: Finely fashioned from hyper-realistic plastic, right down to the roots

Add a touch of sophisticated ease to your space. It’s marvellously convincing, quietly splendid and just possibly the best-behaved plant you’ll ever own